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LIVEJOURNAL IS GAYYYYYYYY [Oct. 22nd, 2005|11:08 pm]
Napoleon
[mood |go swich to myspace]

Whoever is still making a livejournal stop and make a myspace they are pimp and way funner than livejournal. i think im going to stop making livejournal updates now cuz myspace rules i've had a myspace for a while and its way better than this crap
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myspace [Oct. 12th, 2005|10:13 pm]
Napoleon
[mood |coldITS GETTIN COLD IN HURR!!!]

had to do it to comment in justins its
Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
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Da' True Story of Fiddy Cent: Part 2 Comic [Oct. 12th, 2005|10:03 pm]
Napoleon
Here is the link to Part 2
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Da' True Story of Fiddy Cent Comic [Oct. 12th, 2005|09:58 pm]
Napoleon
[mood |angryangry]
[Curent Music/Movie/TV Show |TV: SHMANDY SHMILLASMAKIS]

www.gnomz.com is a flippin sweet site you can make your own comics it's sweet here's a link to my comic</p>
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Triangular Pyramid at lunch... [Oct. 12th, 2005|09:39 pm]
Napoleon
So at Lunch Triangular Pyramid(Cody) said the funniest thing ever heres what happened. I was like to the Pyramid that is very triangular. "Do you have a Computer." and he said he didn't have a computer and then he said "Yeah but I have a Typewriter!" a guh guh guh guh guh gug!!! It was so funny I spit my pop out and everyone was laughing four like an hour.Fershizzle.
I also came up with the bestest joke ever I used to say I was like to my friend Frank where you going to? and then Frank would say "SCHOOOOOOOOL!!!! and then I would say but it's 2:50(2 fiddy) SCHOOL IS OVA!!!! But thanks to the pimp spanish teacher i know that escuela is SCHOOOOOOOOL so now it's ESSSSSSSCUEELLLLAAA!!!
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Somthing Funny Happened at school. [Sep. 21st, 2005|11:20 pm]
Napoleon
So I was at my fourth hour and Kyle Graves was picking his nose and this one kid yelled out eww Kyle why are you digging for gold or somthing like that and every one looked at Kyle and he picked his nose and ate his boogeys(boogers) tee hee lol lol. What A Pimp... I am proud... his mama trained him well.
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HAHA [Sep. 21st, 2005|11:17 pm]
Napoleon
At school yesterday Triangular Pyramid Told me dis funny joke and it was tight yo, and I was chewing gum and I was laughing so hard I started to choke on the gum and then I threw up on my pants.(tee hee) Everyone was laughing it was so funny I was laughing so hard.
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updated finally [Sep. 21st, 2005|11:09 pm]
Napoleon
hollar guess whos back back back back again(i know you all wanted me to stay away forever but mes be back yo) lil gurl pooty...she squirt pooty all over it be drippin down hurr pants yp mahn she pooty so hard she broke dah dress code today da principal goes gurl u stinky go take a baf(bath) and lil gurl said lil boi i'll stab you like i stab de'onte... and dah conclusion is lil gurl pooty and she b stinky yo.
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what up G's [Aug. 6th, 2005|03:56 pm]
Napoleon
[Curent Music/Movie/TV Show |olivia newton john]

Your Hawaiian Name is:

Mamo Bane

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The True Story of Fiddy Cent [Aug. 3rd, 2005|04:32 pm]
Napoleon
[mood |thirstythirsty]
[Curent Music/Movie/TV Show |CARE BEARS THEME SONG-michael jackson SHAMONE!!!!]

Chapter 7

So Fiddy Cent was hungry so he went to dah candy shop(whoa!) and olvia was thurr he said "yo yo remember that song we didnt really sing together because it was really a dream because I fell asleep at taco bell but i dont really get how i fell asleep right when i pulled up... i must have some thing wrong with me...but anyways rememember we didn't really sing together because i DREAMededed but we did the video together when i wasnt sleeping but in the video i was sleeping so u r a ghost ahhhhhhhhhh OLIVia is gunna eat me!!!!!!!" Fiddy diddy cent was scurrred(scared)
Then Fiddy cent went to da local taco bell and he was orderin' a crunchrap SUPREAME...SUPREAME G GGGG G-UNIT!!! and den(then) the lady said fiddy u make me cry cuz u fell asleep. ROW ROW ROW UR BOAT gently down the stream mairly mairly mairly life is but a dream.... pumpkin pie one foot high!!! its bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2005|01:58 am]
Napoleon
[mood |boredbored]
[Curent Music/Movie/TV Show |There is nothing on TV]

I'm Bored!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2005|08:40 pm]
Napoleon
www.freewebs.com/uglyfatso  <~~~ Mah website  www.freewebs.com/uglyfatso123 <<~~Mah otha site
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My Mommy [Jul. 28th, 2005|08:31 pm]
Napoleon

  This is my mom she says its normal for women to grow beards she also says its normal for women to pee standing up she doesn't use Herbal Esscensses Shampoo she buys the discount Meijer brand so she is ashamed that she doesn't have the smoothness that Herbal Esscencess gives so she covers it with a turban right now she just asked me "Can I teach you how to put on a turban?" I said "Hot diggidy DAWG!"(ps snooop DEE OH DOUBLE GEE DAWG B PIMP FO SHO) My mommy cares about me so much that she is going to let me hijack a plane and suicide bomb it, she cares so much for my life. I LOVE YOU MOMMY

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Andy Milonakis 29 years old [Jul. 27th, 2005|03:22 pm]
Napoleon
[mood |surprisedOMG ANDY ISNT A KID]

Yep thats right Andy Milonakis is really 29 years old he was born January 30, 1974 maybe thats the reason he lives in a appartment by himself in New York where the show takes place because the show is about a teenage boy of the age of 12 to 14 with a video camerea but no he's 29 he has the same kind of disease thing as Gary Coleman which is to stop growing and stuffs like that theres a website I went on where someone was interviewing Andy Milonakis and they asked his age and he would never answer it right he would either say I'm in the age of 10-30 or that he just turned 75 don't believe this go to google and search it up or go to this website http://www.birthdatabase.com/  on this website you can search any ones age and see how old they are so type in Andy's birth name which is ANDREW MILONAKIS and his birthdate will come up saying January 30, 1974 showing that Andy is 29 years old.

Sorry all the lil gurls out there hes too old 4 u
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Are you a Princess, Enchantress, Faerie, Mermaid or Toad Quiz I took [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:44 pm]
Napoleon
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You are a Princess, accustomed to only the
best. Elegant and poised, you believe in High
Standards, and like your standards to be met.
You are gracious and kind, to those you find
deserving; but woe betide anyone who does not
meet your standards, you would dismiss them
with a casual wave of your hand. Not only do
you set high standards for others, you set them
for yourself also, and sometimes find yourself
struggling to meet them. Most of your life you
have gained what you wanted, probably an only
or youngest child, you put you first. However,
saying that, you are not entirely
self-centred,it's simply you've learnt to put
yourself first. When moved, you are capable of
empathy and kindness, and would willingly do
your best to help others; but your life so far
has taught you, that you must come first. You
are also well learned.

At your best, you are
kind, gracious, noble and focused; at your
worst you are selfish, dismissive and stubborn.
If you don't agree with something, you would
nod your head graciously, and refuse to be
swayed.

You are special, and everyone should
know that.



Are you a Princess, Enchantress, Faerie, Mermaid or Toad? (with pictures!)
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Pokemon Quiz hahahaha pokemon is so gay!!!!!!!!! [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:41 pm]
Napoleon
HASH(0x8dd60a4)
12: Butterfree - In battle, it flaps its wings at
high speed to release highly toxic dust into
the air.


Of the Original 150, Which Pokemon Are You?
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Useless Quiz I took [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:35 pm]
Napoleon
HASH(0x8dd294c)
Useless


The Useless Quiz
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How Insane are you Quiz I took [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:29 pm]
Napoleon
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you are either very stupid or very very
crazy...please rate....


How insane are you?
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IQ Test [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:22 pm]
Napoleon
HASH(0x8e6ec0c)
Wow, you get this ending cause you got over half
the questions right, and I am surprised! You
might actually be smart. You might actually get
a good job. You might actually lead a good life
unless you turn out to be like the majority of
the Brainiacs out there on the streets with no
job because of their lack of motivation,
laziness, and boredom with the world because
they are too smart. Let's hope you aren't like
one of those and succeed... We shall see, shalt
we. (By the way, if you are as smart as you
seem to be, you would notice that the person
above is Albert Einstein)


The IQ Test! How smart are you really?
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What Type of Killer I am Quiz [Jul. 26th, 2005|02:04 pm]
Napoleon
Maniac killer

You are a maniac
killer.

It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.

Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile




What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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